Chair Shots and Foreign Objects Are My Love Language

Get ready to show off your unique affection for the wilder side of wrestling with our “Chair Shots and Foreign Objects Are My Love Language” T-shir t. 

Perfect for those who appreciate the artistry behind every well-timed smack and the strategic use of everything but the kitchen sink (and sometimes even that), this shirt is a humorous ode to the aspects of wrestling that keep fans on the edge of their seats.

This T-shirt is for the wrestling fan who understands that sometimes, love comes in the form of an unexpected object flying into the ring. It’s a playful acknowledgment of the drama and excitement that these elements add to every match, making the sport unpredictably entertaining.

Features of our  “Chair Shots and Foreign Objects Are My Love Language” T-shirt. 

👉 Impact-Ready Cotton Blend: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee offers the softness for everyday wear and the durability to withstand the excitement of any wrestling event. Heather variations include a touch of polyester, making it as versatile as a wrestler ready to grab the nearest chair.

👉 Fan-Favorite Fit: Pre-shrunk with a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²), it’s designed to keep its shape and message clear, no matter how many times it goes through the wash after a thrilling night at the matches.

👉 Ringside Construction: Built with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, this T-shirt is as reliable as your favorite wrestler’s signature move, ready for all the action you can throw at it.

👉 Crafted with Humor: Sourced from regions with a rich wrestling culture—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US—each T-shirt carries the spirit of wrestling's unparalleled blend of athleticism and theatrics.

The “Chair Shots and Foreign Objects Are My Love Language” T-shirt is a must-have for fans who find their joy in the chaos of the ring, enjoying the creativity and sheer fun these elements bring to the sport.

Wear it to the next event, a viewing party, or when out and about to connect with fellow fans who share your love for wrestling’s less conventional tactics.